The Art of the Fart
Have you ever heard of Le Pétomane? The Fartiste? No? Ach! Kids these days! No respect for history! Heads always on a vid screen, ears always plugged in! What kind of entertainment is that? I ask you! In my day we had talent! We had flair! We had pizzazz! We had The Farting Maniac! Joseph Pujol discovered, accidentally, that he had very good control of his anal sphincter muscles. At first he used his ability to amuse friends but eventually he went on to international fame. He performed at the legendary Moulin Rouge, headlining, and was the highest paid performer of his time. An…