The Gravity of the Situation

What is gravity? Don't know? Don't feel bad, no one else does either. There are two ways to read that question, the first will get you answers about Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation or even Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. The former is fairly straightforward and understandable, the latter is the stuff doctoral theses try to understand. But neither of those answer the question of what gravity is, they just relate to how gravity affects other things. Now, I am no one you should be listening to when it comes to anything, so I will get all of this wrong, but when…