Lip Balm, Hand Lotion, and Rubber Gloves

It is cold and clear here in Colorado. Snow covers the ground. The relative humidity has dropped to the point where everyone needs lip balm, hand lotion, and rubber gloves. (EEP! Did he just say rubber gloves? What kind of web page is this?) My four year old just zapped me with a static shock big enough to feel like a small bee sting, and he isn't even wearing socks. We should all be required to wear rubber gloves this time of year. My computer is one year and two weeks old. How do I remember that so well? I…