Bug or Insect? Fruit or Vegetable? Who Cares?

Is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable? Did you know that argument actually went to the Supreme Court in 1893? (They determined that it was a fruit but would be classified as a vegetable for tariff purposes.) Is that crawly thing a bug or an insect?  Whadda ya mean it's an arthropod? What the Hell is an arthropod? Is the banana really an herb? Okay my title is a bit misleading. Mostly this is about 'Who Cares?' But just to stay on your good side, here are the answers: The true definition of bug, not the common use, is actually a classification. You know, phylum,…